My name is mee mee, I'm 15 and my life is a strange one. I wake up every day and for the most part I do the same thing I go into my mom and dad's room and wake them up, but, I do it in different ways, some times I jump on the bed other times I yell or I'll start getting into things I know I'm not supposed to, but, my mom and dad love me anyway. I like to play games like make mom mad, that one is a favorite for me, here are some of the things I've done, my mom will make a cup of coffee in the morning and while she is writing or watching tv I drink it down, or I will steel her socks right when she needs them sometimes I will hide her shoes or take her jewelry she will yell at me and I know I've done something wrong so I just stop and walk away. I also love to take naps but that's scary to do in this house cause some times I'll wake up and my mom will be in my face with this creepy smile on her and when I look at her she's all like "hi mee mee... ya sleepin." And I turn over and say "not any more geez go away." But she won't she then pocks me and says "haaaaaaaay I'm talking to you why are you ignoring me." I lay there and say nothing then my mom will yell "haaaaaaay mee meeeeee wake up talk to me." I sit up and glair then I go back to my nap I like to do other things to like when my dad tries to sleep I like to go in and jump on the bed then dad will say "please please just let me sleeeeeep go away." I will laugh and run around the room all crazy like then dad will yell at me "mee mee stop it go to bed." But I never listen then once he gets to sleep I wake him up like 5 times every night it's funny cos he yells at me then when he gets up for work every morning I run around again trying to get him to not leave I will trip him and bug him but he still leaves for work but when he gets back and I hear the door unlock I start to get really hyper again I'll run up to him and yell "hi... hi... hi dad whatcha doin how's you're day throw that thing over there and see what it does." And every day he says "please just give me a minute." And I laugh and say "noooooo." Those are my days most days but not today I mean yeah that's how it started but my dad was at work and my mom went for a walk and I hear a noise it was in the bathroom so I walked in there to see what it was and there stood this thing it was huge black and shiny it had so many legs it was a monster there was a monster in my bathroom so I ran away into the living room and got up my courage and ran back into the bathroom to fight the monster a keep my mom and dad safe from it so I ran right up to it and hit it, it charged at me but I dodged it and then it tried to run but I chased it down and hit it again and again then it charged again but I didn't Dodge this time, this Tim I jumped on it then it 3 more times and then I ate it and as I was eating it my mom came in and said "who's a good little Kitty." And I yelled "me me I am I am." My mom picked me up kissed me and said "mommies good little mee mee." Ah the life of a cat I am mee mee and that's the story of how I saved mom and dad from the monster in the bathroom.
